Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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