This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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