I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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