I must be too annoying 4 u.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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