So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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