Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Let's paint friendship bongs
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
