I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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