We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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