Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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