all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
PANTIES FOUND
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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