where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You need a sexual gate keeper
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
there is puke in my bra ... again
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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