i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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