I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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