How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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