Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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