IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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