'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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