You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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