It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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