i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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