i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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