Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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