Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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