Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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