I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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