craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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