He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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