Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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