he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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