I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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