fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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