woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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