Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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