Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
