I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
do nipples grow back?
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