Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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