Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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