yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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