question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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