a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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