first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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