I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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