We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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