Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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