She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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