She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There's always time for handjobs
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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