oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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