But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
