"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I party with great urgency now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
