I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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