That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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