i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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