I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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