but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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